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Noir Tanning Solution - is currently on backorder. You may still purchase now though and we'll ship as soon as more become available.
hello gorgeous, looking for a tan to fool your man? (or anyone who takes a peek?) 1 lt | 33 fl oz 12% DHA 1hr development, leave on 4+hrs for CRAZY dark mix base shed the moon kissed sun of winters past and embrace the unnatural natural sensation of fake tan.the only people who care if it’s real or not are just jealous you’re looking for a natural, perhaps even fashionable tan to rock during the day and into the night. something that, like your diamonds, looks real but… hey, there’s nothing wrong with faking it until you make it. Important Stuff b.tan doesn’t add any nasties like parabens, sulphates, or bull sh*t, and we love animals, so no we do not test on them.